Fifty-Five Random Memes And Comics To Improve Your Day

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    Product - Melican @MelKassel ME: hey. how was your day THE EYE THAT FLOATS UNBLINKING, SILENT & UNTETHERED FROM TIME, IN MY KITCHEN: ME: don't know why I f bother illicticsart: hey. how was your day - don't know why bother illietic sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad
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    Tortoise - | brought you present he's afraid of the dark. © liz climo thelittleworld ofliz.com
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    Tool - Groundbreaking Inventions
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    Cartoon - I put ads between my content to make well I put money 2 ads between AMATEURS. my content WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? AMATEURS. QTV
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    Text - Conal Pierse @ConalPierse You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: here we go G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry. 10:19 AM · 12 Jan 20 · Twitter Web App
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    Facial expression - hellenthetenderness danisontnonfire alyssajamie skylarthememequeen52 THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI. alyssajamie danisontnonfire alyssajamie ি
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    Text - sandersstudies There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know. sandersstudies *sees other car* and what the F are you doing up synebluetoo Me driving around at 3:30 AM: tee hee what goblin mischief could I be up to? the world will never know Me seeing another car: DEMON! DEMON!
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    Text - draeneis someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot tomo-takehito THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS draeneis hmm... i've been drinking soda and my body's rust free.. not sure where youre getting your facts from.
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    Animation - Image Credit: privateofficerbreakingnews A Florida man accidentally locked his 1-year-old daughter in his car, and 5 prisoners out on work detail used a coat hanger to break her out. The mother who took a video of it said: "Them prisoners bust that s*** right open, so thank god for the criminals in the world." You are bad guy But this does not mean you are bad guy
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    Dog - insertion mutations be like @alexstibi
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    Text - Kalim Khan @kalimmmzzz The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to ask yourself: do I want to see it? If the answer is yes, it's not on Netflix
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    Text - ask-kirby-sans E fennign Follow igunit I love this channel this guy just reviews and picks different locks in a very unbiased, low energy way and every time he gets one open theres 100 comments of people just roasting the hell out of the lock [805] The Fingerprint Padlock With a Literal Open Switch (Pavlit) chris carter • 1 year ago It was probably harder getting it outta the packaging 4.9K 19 VIEW 19 REPLIES DMX Lasxhxdivids • 1 year ago You know the lock is bad if the video isn't longer
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    Hair - Kids that did the rain dance for Australia now seeing that the country is flooding:
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    Text - qoa miss keesha @sailorfemme when u realize u have no photos to commemorate memories bc ur body dysmorphia and hatred of general appearance kept u from taking pictures 7 00 8/18/17, 7:53 PM. O westindianjawn Deactivated This is sad cause now thatI think about I literally have no pictures of my teenage years..
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    Face - ernary Operator Arrays Fo oop Do While Loop User In trin LEARN C++ ecursion File llo Exceptio biIN ONE VIDEO lass Objects Private Publi rototypes Static Encapsul onstructors Destructors T aye. I O 2:52 / 35040:04
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    Text - Chillout RenZo!! • 1 month ago No offense But he kind of looks like a mixture of Obama and Waluigi 13K 137
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    Text - WE 'RE NOT GOING To MAKE IT. LOOK FOR A PLACE TO LAND OVER THERE! THERES A GRASSY PATCH /u/larg3tree ANNUAL CAMOUFLAGE CONVENTION 8geoeonoDovoDDO
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    Text - kultklassic I just alternate between 'maybe l'm smarter than I give myself credit for' and 'maybe l'm dumber than I realized' coat Maybe it's Maybelline Source: kultklassic
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    Natural foods - beetledrink 100 VITAMI White Cranberry Strawberry Flavored Juice Drink With Another Juice FROM CONCENTRATE there is.... another juice ghettoinuyasha why are there so many words 252,755 notes
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    Text - Drivers who drive safe Drivers who drive safe but know when to speed the fu up
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    Face - You're getting 3 dimensions while Rose, I can explain- I'm only getting 2?
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    People - Rain Australia You have freed us! Australia Rain Oh, I wouldn't say "freed", more like “under new management."
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    Text - * Luis Vercetti * @97Vercetti imagine tickling ur girl & she start giggling like seth rogen 9:46 16 Jan 20 from Lubbock, TX Twitter for iPhone 44K Retweets 246K Likes Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen Replying to @97Vercetti That'd be sexy as f. 1d
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    Text - bakrua people who tell me i shouldn't drink lava: the media people who lie: the media conclusion: i am going to drink lava nettlewildfairy I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava thewriterkid Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava. Source: bakrua
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    Text - Princess @cryssiedenise_ · 23h Obama is that one ex that still gets invited to all the family functions because everybody liked him so much Kensington Palace @KensingtonRo... Prince Harry hosted former US President @BarackObama at Kensington Palace today. 6 33 17 16.9K 43.3K
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    Cat - When you eat too fast and puke, but you made it to the carpet in time.
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    Yellow - popokko I've had this smiley face balloon for 4 years because it won't deflate and i feel bad popping it. its smug aura mocks me popokko you. rickatchu satan's friendly form
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    Text - BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff BY JEFF Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour and got a tattoo. But It wouldn't wash off this morning, so I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there. #funny #humor #jokes #lol #comedy 4,783 notes
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    Facial expression - Joseph Ducreux (1735 -1802) was a French painter who is known primarily for his unorthodox self-portraits 12:12 a.m. · 17 Jan. 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - best-shower-thoughts It's pretty rare to use an entire pen without losing it first. On the other hand, it's pretty common to find a pen already out of ink. (source) A tea-lime conclusion: SOMETHING uses up all the ink between us losing a pen and finding it again zagreus ink vampires..
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    Games - 35 RySpirit ry-spirit ya wanna go mate celticpyro You're in desperate need of a comma.
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    Fictional character - "I'm not cute" Cute selfies of you The way you Your voice smile The cute things you say Your clothes ..and most of all You 40
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    Dog - All Food Must Go to The Lab For Testing aigh Cotton
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    People - Everyone: Please god let it rain in Australia Australia: *Floods* Everyone:
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    Text - 69% of young millennials use at least one form of video piracy. Of that group, a whopping 60% are streaming content without paying for it. These streaming millennial criminals, or what we call "striminals, watch what they want, when they want, where they want, and they don't pay for it. thefeelofavideogame a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this scotchtapeofficial reblog if ur a striminal robotsandramblings #YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY #YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL pokemon
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    Text - sourcefieldmix sourcefieldmix good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever omgweatherunderground Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. ranma-official Make a harem and marry a full production chain sunspotpony Monopolygamy.
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough divawithanunspoiledagenda I'm gonna show this to my production manager and watch her head explode Quelle: just-shower-thoughts 48,097 Anmerkungen
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    Product - 12 SANGIS S.F. THEVERGE.COM Mall security bot knocks down toddler, breaks Asimov's first law of robotics tinylad detroit become human
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    Text - y whitepeopletwitter shannon @shannincurry a dating app that matches horse girls with men who exclusively take pictures holding fish. rt if u agree melxncholymermxid They don't need a dating app, they married each other right after highschool zyblix thats just christian mingle millipeed
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    Face - Thinking about the thousands of dollars the Nursery lady has profited from me accidentally taking my Ditto back
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    Text - Charlie Allan - @Charlieallan164 Middle Aged woman on fb genuinely confuse me , like there will be a wee dug missing in like America ? n they will type "shared, Clydebank x" as if the wee fellas swam 5000 miles and is cutting about the local scheme 9:19 PM 1/15/20 Twitter for iPhone 670 Retweets 8,465 Likes
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    Text - dirk diggler @TakeForGrantd Women's soap scents: - Lavender - Spring - Nectar Passionfruit - Норе Men's soap scents: - War - Pestilence %3D - Wood - Pain - Fiji 5:49 AM · 15 Jan 20 · Twitter for iPhone 2,917 Retweets 31.8K Likes
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    Cartoon - I'm sick of lying around all damn day! Where my finger lands is where l'll go! There's a whole world to see! SPIN www.mrlovenstein.com
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    Text - sandersstudies There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know. sandersstudies *sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up synebluetoo Me driving around at 3:30 AM: tee hee what goblin mischief could I be up to? the world will never know Me seeing another car: DEMON! DEMON!
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    Text - serotnin *doesn't show affection* oh no, l'm making things awkward!! *shows affection* oh no, I'm making things awkward! specialstarfish *doesn't show affection* oh no, l'm being distant and cold!! *shows affection* oh no, l'm being clingy and overbearing!! Source: serotnin
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    Movie - LEC MAI 903 औी एस GS PAKISTANIC
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    Text - takarnage-entourage Do y'all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself takarnage-entourage Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty 85 258 notes
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    Text - klingoff hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking 'email image' and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn't even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. "just a few more seconds" you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is n
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    Text - draconym Me: trying to silently opening a candy bar My parrot: watching me intently as he raises his foot to his beak to pantomime the act of eating a candy bar while making distressingly realistic chewing noises and not breaking eye contact draconym I genuinely think this is an attempt on his part to participate in a social activity with me, but it always comes off exactly as judgmental as it would feel if a human roommate were doing it.
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    Cartoon - When the professor is passionate about teaching and you genuinely understand and enjoy the class
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    Fiction - Sometimes I put the car in neutral and let the car drift backwards at a stop light so people think I'm driving a manual Once again-a bit weird but not a sin
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    Cartoon - kids man. I was born in 2000. O UnsafeMuffins I miss the '90s so much. 1999
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    Cartoon - SAFELY ENDANGERED WERTOON HERE'S OUR WELCOME TO VIDEO GAME HEAVEN COLLECTION WAIT, THEY'RE ALL FIFA 06 НАНА, SIKE
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    Text - ig: puffinthreads a @puffinthreads i press "later" when an app asks me to rate it instead of pressing "never" because i don't want to hurt it's feelings
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    Astronaut - When you accidently tell the NPC to repeat the tutorial This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years

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